#newton pulsifier

[unproblematicme]

Anyway, trying to get back into Good Omens! Send me headcanons or prompts or just GO thoughts you want to share, please! <3

Edit: or questions of course!

[astrocaramelb0y]

Three Episodes into Good Omens, I have picked up:

Aziraphale has a very cool Bookshop✅

Crowley has bright yellow snake eyes and a tattoo next to his ear. Dont know how I didnt notice till now

Gabriel & Sandalphon coming in and asking for pornography = most angels that dont spend as much time on earth as Aziraphale does, don't seem to have much idea on how humans work

Sandalphon turned people into salt?

The four horsemen are coming

Hastur's eyes are terrifyingly pitch black, you cant really tell where he's looking

The Summoner is just some poor postman doing his very best

War has a sword

A Witchfinder called "Thou shalt not commit adultery Pulsifier"

Agnes Nutter. Nut-ter. I am more immature than I thought. A witch whose advice outshines that of today's fitness influencers, wrote a book of all her prophecies

SHE HAD EXPLOSIVES IN HER DRESS OH GOD

Witchfinder's descedant, Newton, extremely unlucky with PCs, finds a new job as Witchfinder

Agnes' descendant moves to Tadfield

Crowley has plants that are scared of him. They're shaking in fear and I am, too

Crowley drives irresponsibly

Adam has a silly friend group

Crowley and Aziraphale's friendship kind of seems more than platonic. Idk something about the way they look at eachother sometimes

Paintball

KISS SCENE?

Nevermind the nurse interrupted

The witch gets hit by Crowley's car

She forgot her Book

Aziraphale reads the prophecy book, finds phone mumber of Adam's family

A&C were there for basically every important historic event watching it together, sometimes helping eachother

Crowley wants Holy Water???

Secret Book Trade with very very Bad people

Bomb dropped on church

Crowley saves Aziraphales' precious books. Idk guys they seem like a couple to me

Aziraphale gives him the Holy Water he wanted

Adam's Aura is huge and also a rainbow

The Witchfinder General is a liar

Famine loves luxury restaurants, and owns some

Chow, food that doesnt have any food in it

Crowley and Aziraphale break up??I If they ever were together? Or friends

Adam made a Nuclear reactor disappear

The ending music changes every Episode, still funky though 🎶

[cloud-based-and-rainpilled]

Aziraphale is doomed because of Good Omens naming conventions (prepare for pain)

Aziraphale’s (AKA Mr. Fell’s) name drives me insane because

Good Omens is so precise in its use of words (almost like it was a book first!) I didn’t know anathema was a word (yes, US education is dire, I know) which means “vehemently disliking” or, in the religious sense, excommunication

Anathema Device in Good Omens 1 is a witch (antithesis to the church,) yet is loved by Newton Pulsifier, who, based on their family histories, should hate and seek to destroy her

Her name being Anathema is a subversion of expectations; anathema should mean repulsive, tearing apart, unholy, and according to God’s plan, she is— but she really isn’t! She brings everyone together! Love wins!

Also…… Device. She’s a literal plot device

(Also Newton being a revered scientific figure VS Newt being woefully inept at computers— the ironing)

Aziraphale isn’t a real Biblical name, but one that sounds similar to actual scripture. His chosen human name is Mr. Fell because it sounds similar and is a real last name

Or

Aziraphale, despite everything over centuries, still takes Heaven’s side because he truly believes he can work within The Plan ™️ to save humanity and Crowley

He’s completely incapable of grasping why Crowley wouldn’t want to go back to being an angel (because, who wouldn’t?)

He loves Crowley because he sees the good in him, but also still sees Goodness and Heaven as inextricably intwined

What’s tearing him and Crowley apart isn’t their mutual desire (to be together forever,) but that Crowley wants them to be on “Their own side,” while Aziraphale wants Crowley to be on the side of Good and therefore Heaven

Aziraphale remembers Crowley’s joy as an angel and wants to take away the pain of his Fall. His biggest fears and motivations as a character are losing Crowley and Falling himself

He’s now in the highest position of power possible and it’s strongly indicated that he’s going to have to reckon with the Second Coming. He may have been able to get away with a bit of deviance before, but this was for centuries when he and Crowley flew under the radar. He keeps defying divine will and getting away with far more (that we know of) than Crowley ever did to Fall

So, considering Good Omens’ use of metaphor in names and how high in Heaven Aziraphale is now—

Is Mr. Fell going to Fall?

[that-one-enby-ranger]

My Fictional Crushes

So like a lot of people I, of course, have quite a lot of fictional crushes. And by quite a lot I mean 106. I made a list yesterday and felt like sharing it because why the actual fuck not. I'm not gonna put any tags though because it's gonna take too long and I honestly don't care if people see this or not it's more just for fun. There are a few questionable ones on here (serial killers) that might need a bit of an explanation so I shall try and provide. These aren't in any particular order they just got put on when I remembered them.

Halt O'Carrick - Rangers Apprentice (Number 1 boy)

Gilan Davidson - Rangers Apprentice

Will Treaty - Rangers Apprentice

Horace Altman - Rangers Apprentice

Crowley Meratyn - Rangers Apprentice

Rayla - The Dragon Prince

Callum - The Dragon Prince

Amaya - The Dragon Prince

Runaan - The Dragon Prince

Ethari - The Dragon Prince

Sweeney Todd (He's too amazing for me not to be in love with him. He had motives people.)

Edward Scissorhands (Just look at that adorable confused little bean.)

Adam Maitland - Beetlejuice

Lydia Deetz - Beetlejuice

Antony J. Crowley - Good Omens

Aziraphale - Good Omens

Newton Pulsifier - Good Omens

Victor Van Dort - Corpse Bride

Jack Skellington - Nightmare Before Christmas

Thorn Hammerhand - Brotherband Chronicles

Yondu Udonta - MARVEL

Hank Pym - MARVEL

Tony Stark - MARVEL

Bucky Barnes - MARVEL

Dr. Stephen Strange - MARVEL

Natasha Romanoff - MARVEL

Will Turner - Pirates of the Carribean

Minho - Maze Runner

Newt - Maze Runner

Thomas - Maze Runner

Morgarath - Rangers Apprentice (I know he's horrible but too be fair, he's a tall, pale, black dressed evil villain who sits gayly. He's cool.)

Vaggie - Hazbin Hotel

Millie - Helluva Boss

Blitzo (The O is silent) - Helluva Boss

Stolas - Helluva Boss

Jedediah - Night at the Museum

Ahkmenrah - Night at the Museum

Shrek (He's a fucking legend)

Barnabas Collins - Dark Shadows

Victoria Winters - Dark Shadows

Arthur Kirkland (England) - Axis Powers Hetalia

Francis Bonnefoy (France) - Axis Power Hetalia (I probably spelt his name wrong sorry)

Jareth - Labyrinth

Karl Heisenberg - Resident Evil: Village

Lady Dimetrescu - Resident Evil: Village (I may also have spelt her name wrong. Tall vampire lady)

Stig Olafson - Brotherband Chronicles

Hal Mikkelson - Brotherband Chronicles

Sodapop Curtis - The Outsiders

Dallas Winston - The Outsiders

Darry Curtis - The Outsiders

Steve Randell - The Outsiders

Two-Bit Matthews - The Outsiders

Johnny Cade - The Outsiders

Bill Fucking Cipher - Gravity Falls (He's cool. Everyone loves him.)

Egon Spengler - Ghostbusters

Peter Venkman - Ghostbusters

Austin Powers (I know he's pretty much a sex machine but he's also really kind and caring)

Kenickie Murdoch - Grease

Danny Zuko - Grease

Frenchie - Grease

Betty Rizzo - Grease

Jenny Dalby - Rangers Apprentice

Haymitch - Hunger Games

Lucifer Morningstar - The Netflix show Lucifer

Beelzebub - Good Omens

Mikkel - Brotherband Chronicles (I know he wasn't even really in it but he seemed cool and really nice)

Karina - Brotherband Chronicles (Sweetest mother ever)

The Other Mother - Coraline (Shut the fuck up I like her)

Sir Keren - Rangers Apprentice (He was actually a really cool and interesting villain with actual morals and he did regret his actions.)

Cruella de Vil - 101 Dalmations but I like her more in the movie Cruella

Jafar - Aladdin

Captin Hook - Literally any of the versions of him

Hades - Hercules but just him in general

Dionysus - He's a cool god.

Yzma - Emperors New Groove

Dr Facilier - Princess and the Frog

Queen of Hearts - Alice in Wonderland

Monolo Sanchez - Book of Life

Hector - Coco

Jasper - Cruella

Arty - Cruella

Artemis - Ready Player One

Robin Hood - Any of them apart from the fucking fox. I like Men in Tights version.

Wezley - Princess Bride

Inigo Montoya - Princess Bride

Sheriff Woody - Toy Story (I know its weird and a little bit fucked up but I like him.)

Elsa - Frozen

Merida - Brave

Bo Peep - Toy Story

Kuzco - Emperors New Groove (He's funny)

Flynn Rider - Tangled

Willy Wonka - Johnny Depp's version

Ruv - Friday Night Funkin' Midfight Masses

Sam - Assasins Blade

Michael Afton - FNaF

John - FNaF Novel Trilogy

Barbarossa - Ned's Circus of Marvels (Yes he is a villain. Yes he ia pirate butcher. Yes he is horrible. But he's cool and a pirate and a butcher and I like villains like that.)

Bennissimo - Ned's Circus of Marvels

Loki - MARVEL

Jacob Coote - Looking For Alibrandi

Ryder Dagon - He's a character I made up for a book series I was going to write but gave up on. He's my character. No one else knows him apart from my sibling.

Chloe Decker - Lucifer

Arnold J. Rimmer - Red Dwarf

Alexander Lemtov - Eurovision: The Story of Fire Saga

Rosalina - Mario

Four - Divergent

There are a lot more I just can't think of any at the moment. If you want to y'all can show me a list of your fictional crushes. I won't judge.

[vbartilucci]

Let's keep going.

Gabriel

Adam

Anathema Device and Newton Pulsifier

Shadwell

Agnes Nutter

I made this late one night after my roommate asked me what a muppet good omens crossover would look like. It still makes me laugh.

[rainbowcrowley]

😇 Blorbo

(For the ask game)

i didn't forget this! it's been a Few Days. thanks! <3

😇 blorbo

*inhales* SO MANY

edward teach. stede bonnet. oluwande boodhari. lucius spriggs. jim jimenez. aziraphale. crowley. muriel. newton pulsifier. tony stark. steve rogers. natasha romanoff. thor. valkyrie. alec hardy. 9th, 10th, 11th, 13th, 14th and 15h doctor. rose tyler. martha jones. donna noble. jack harkness. anduin wrynn. wrathion. jaina proudmoore. just to name a few. there's at least 20 more, but we don't have the whole day do we.

random emoji asks!

[spacedustw]

i finished watching good omens and then 3 days later i was done reading the book, so, here, take some of the stupid doodles ive been doing

[ x ] [ x ]

[martascabreras]

no no, I’m not saying I want a whole new season for good omens.

I’m just saying... it’d be nice to have like idk, an epilogue?

you don’t need to explain anything just show me domestic Crowley and Aziraphale, doing domestic shit. don’t worry about plot, just LET US SEE WHAT WE KNOW WOULD EVENTUALLY HAPPEN.

[stinkle-mcfuckwit]

i just noticed Dick Turpin--newt’s car in case you’re confused--has three wheels in the show? two in the back, one in the front? what? did i miss something?

[andalwaysburning]

This made me laugh until tea came out my nose

[unproblematicme]

The beginning of the end! ;)

Here is the first chapter of the third and final part of Dark Water.

Dark Water is becoming more oppressive, more dangerous. The crew had come for an exciting spooky story for their Youtube channel, but got much more than they bargained for. And now it seems that whatever haunts Dark Water no longer is limited to moving shadows and bodiless whispers.

[ao3feed-ineffablehusbandz]

Newton Pulsifier vs. Death

Newton Pulsifier vs. Death

by Lost_In_Wonderland12

So I've had this incomplete idea burning a hole in my drafts for awhile, here it is. This is a story about Newton Pulsifier and the agents of Life and Death who are suddenly VERY interested in his life. He just wants a job and for the pretty witch who lives next door to notice him, he doesn't have time for a domestic dispute.

Words: 628, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/M, M/M, Other

Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens), Anathema Device, Newton Pulsifer, The Them (Good Omens), Sergeant Shadwell (Good Omens), Madame Tracy (Good Omens), Warlock Dowling

Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens), Anathema Device/Newton Pulsifer, Sergeant Shadwell/Madame Tracy (Good Omens)

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Alternate Universe - Fantasy, Warlock Dowling & Adam Young Friendship, Aziraphale and Crowley are Warlock Dowling's Parents, Changing Tenses, Hurt Aziraphale (Good Omens), Aziraphale Loves Crowley (Good Omens), Crowley Loves Aziraphale (Good Omens), Misunderstandings, Past Relationship(s), Idiots in Love, Ineffable Husbands (Good Omens), Ineffable Idiots (Good Omens), Grim Reapers, Poor Life Choices

From https://ift.tt/joMHuDB https://archiveofourown.org/works/40554978

[theniceandaccurategoodomensblog]

Yeah, I like Newt. In the show I feel like he's a sweet person who has this horrific tech curse which must make his life impossible. He gets a random opportunity to find out why (maybe witches?) and to do something that doesn't involve computers (because c'mon everything involves computers now) and so he tries to make the best of it even though it is all clearly nuts. Then, he's right there at the end of the world. Still no clue. But he's kind, tries to support Anathema, and makes the best of it all. Good for him.

Honestly, the most underrated moment in Good Omens is when Crowley goes “Everyone knows what the Great Plan is, right?” and the camera cuts to Newt and he’s shaking his head like

he really has absolutely no idea what is going on and I love that for him

[ladyvendetta]

Good Omens x Detroit Become Human Crossovers anyone???

Yes.

The title says it all.

From this AU: Connor was a loyal angel sent by heaven and Hank was demon then the entire Cyberlife crew was angels (and some are demons) and Kamski was God and Chloe is Metatron (not sure if everyone agrees tho).

Kara was Anathema, Alice is Adam and Emma was Warlock. 

Luther was Newton Pulsifier and Zlatko’s Shadwell (uhmmm OK)

The Four Horsemen of Apocalypse was Jericrew (that doesn’t seem apocalyptic but North tbh fits for War)

Gavin and Nines/RK900′s are Beelzebub and Gabriel (SERIOUS GABRIEL)

The Them was Ralph, Rupert, and the Jerry’s

Captain Allen and Special Agent Perkins just Hastur and Ligur and Fowler was Satan.

...and that’s it I wrote the details but in case of being forgotten or need some clarification just tell me and your reccomendations and opinions are accepted (SORRY -_-;;;)

[onthepyre]

WHERE is all the art for anathema device and newton pulsifier PLEASE I LOVE THEM